If you were to picture yourself on Y!A, what would you be ?

I feel like a hungry raccoon in a dumpster. Nibble nibble, grab grab, hand to mouth, hand to mouth... looking around... looking left... looking right... stop... what was that? An interesting question? Click that question while trying to read another question in the one to three seconds it takes the page to load. Wait. Click the back on and then open in new tab... open in new tab. Wait. Another interesting question. I know this one's going to be lame but I'm going to open it anyways. Yep. It's lame. I'll still answer it. My eyes constantly scanning while my right finger is clicking away. Stop. Was that my phone? Stay perfectly still. Nope not the phone. Continue. Scan scan. Click click.